Throwing Fraud Out The Window, Part 2
Scam Artist: “I am calling because your computer has been sending out warning messages for some time now. You understand?”
Me: “No, sorry. We’re Amish.”
Scam Artist: “Amish?”
Me: “Yes, we don’t believe in using any electricity so I don’t have a computer.”
Scam Artist: “Oh, I’m so sorry to have bothered you.” *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
