This Family Has Gone To The Dogs

(I just came home from work. It had just rained earlier and the ground is still fairly muddy. My roommate is outside with all three of our dogs plus her one-year-old son, and my whole property is surrounded by a chain link fence. As I get out of the car this happens:)

Me: *looks at all the dogs plus the kid, realizing that they’re all really dirty at this point* “You realize all four puppies are going to need a bath tonight, right?”

Roommate: “Four?! But we only have three dogs!”

(Without missing a beat the kid drops down to all fours, looks up at his mother.)

Kid: “Woof Woof!”

(It took me five minutes to stop laughing.)