They All Look Supernaturally Alike
(My sister is watching a popular Nickelodeon show about teen witches. I am in the kitchen. The two male love interests of the main character, one normal and one a warlock, are arguing. I hear this from the kitchen.)
Normal Love Interest: “Witches, Warlocks, Trolls, Elves, you’re all the same.”
Me: “Wow, racist!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?