The Nightmare Before Church

(My mom and I are on our way home from grocery shopping. The topic of religion comes up.)

Me: “I never really understood whatever they were teaching in those Sunday lesson things. Like, what is this? What’s that? Who are these people? All I know is God, Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.”

Mom: *singing to the tune of ‘What’s This?’* “What’s this? What’s this?”

Me: *singing along* “What’s this? What’s this? There’s Jesus everywhere.”