The Trouble With Doubles

| Cedar Rapids, IA, USA | Working | March 28, 2013

(It’s a very busy day, and a pair of identical twins come into my line with alcohol.)

Me: “Hello, welcome to [store name]. How are you doing today?”

Twin #1: “Great, thanks.”

Me: “Great…” *scans bottle of alcohol* “…and can I see your IDs, please?”

(Both twins hand me their IDs, and I check their DOB.)

Me: “Thank you. Oh wow, you have the same birthday! How cool!”

(The two women stare at me for a moment, unsure of what to say.)

Me: “Oh, holy crap… I really just said that, didn’t I?”

(Both twins chuckle, and I shake my head.)

Twin #2: “It’s been a really long day, huh?”

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