The Trouble With Doubles
(It’s a very busy day, and a pair of identical twins come into my line with alcohol.)
Me: “Hello, welcome to [store name]. How are you doing today?”
Twin #1: “Great, thanks.”
Me: “Great…” *scans bottle of alcohol* “…and can I see your IDs, please?”
(Both twins hand me their IDs, and I check their DOB.)
Me: “Thank you. Oh wow, you have the same birthday! How cool!”
(The two women stare at me for a moment, unsure of what to say.)
Me: “Oh, holy crap… I really just said that, didn’t I?”
(Both twins chuckle, and I shake my head.)
Twin #2: “It’s been a really long day, huh?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?