Conspire With Hires To Yell Fire

(I am the ONLY person seated in a movie theater showing a horror film when the usher enters.)

Me: “Since I am the only person in here, will I still be arrested if I run around screaming ‘fire’?”

(Surprisingly, the usher is grinning from ear to ear after I say this.)

Usher: “No, but if you do it, can I join in?”

(Note: This is the second theater where I have asked this question under the same circumstances. I was granted permission to run around screaming ‘fire’ both times!)