The Question Falls On Deaf Ears
(My friends and I are in rehearsal for a musical. Our director employs an air horn if we get too unruly. She has just used it.)
Director: *jokingly* “Don’t worry. The hearing loss is only temporary if you’re more than six feet away.”
(We are about three feet away on the stage.)
Friend: “What did she say?”
(I and a few other friends laugh at this, taking it as a joke.)
Friend: *quietly* “… No, seriously. What did she say?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?