The Purr-fect Treatment
(My husband has come down with a cold, and is really congested. He is kind of mopey and a little bit whiney. Also note, we have two cats, neither of which is very cuddly.)
Me: *walking up to him* “Maybe the healing power of my boobs will help your face feel better. Want to try?”
Husband: “Yeah, let’s try that.” *leans forward, pressing his head into my chest* “You know what this is missing? Purring. Please purr for me.”
Me: *tries purring* “It’s not working. It’s coming out like a pigeon coo.”
Husband: “Get a cat. We need the healing properties of cat purrs, and you’re not working right.”
Me: “Wait, you’re going to press your face against my boobs, as well as a cat?”
Husband: “Yeah, if I tilt my head to the side, it’ll work! Cat here:” *points to one side of his face* “…and a cat here:” *points to the other side of his face*
Me: “And breathing?”
Husband: “That’s not going well as is, so, well, maybe I can get away with skipping it.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?