The Original And The Best, Dude
(A friend of mine goes to the birthday party of his five-year-old niece while wearing a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles shirt.)
Niece: “Oh, my gosh, you like them too?!”
Friend: “Yeah, man! Cowabunga!”
Niece: *suddenly disdainful* “Oh, you like THOSE Ninja Turtles.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?