Forever Chasing Cars
(My three-year-old son is playing with his cars and has them all over the floor.)
Me: “Okay, [Son], it’s time to put away all your cars.”
Son: “No! Never!”
Me: *sighing* “You know, that’s what we’re supposed to do when we’re done playing.”
(My son then starts visibly deteriorating into meltdown mode, and the howling begins.)
Son: “Well, I’m NOT going to put them away! I still want to play with them, and I want them all over the floor!”
(The ranting begins, resulting in:)
Son: “…and I don’t want anything for Christmas from you!”
(I am confused, but his rant isn’t over yet.)
Son: “You can take all of my cars and put them in the trash!”
(My daughter, his older sister, chimes in.)
Daughter: “Or mommy can put them in the box and send them all off.”
Me: *hopeful* “In that case, I’m just going to give you a box and you can dump them all in. Then I can throw it out.”
(My son stops for an analytical pause.)
Son: *accusatory* “No! That’s CLEANING UP!”
(My tactics are busted.)
Me: “Well… then, here’s a trash bag; you can dump everything in.”
Son: *calmly* “Thank you.”
(Say what?! My son eventually put everything away in their proper boxes, and in their proper places, all on his own.)
Son: *politely* “If you put these in the trash, I’ll really appreciate it.”
(My mental processes have just been badly messed up!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?