The Couple That Slays Together, Stays Together, Part 2

(My parents are discussing what they would do if they won the lottery. Somehow the conversation turns to how they’d try to kill the other person, and make it look like an accident so they could keep all the money for themselves.)

Dad: “Well, we could go on a cruise and I’d throw you overboard. Quick and clean and they’d probably never find the body.”

Mom: “No way! There’d be way too many witnesses! I’d probably just fill you full of beer and push you down the stairs.”

Dad: “Wow, this a really messed up conversation, huh?”

Me: “Gee, you think?!”

Mom: *to me* “Honey. I guarantee when you’re married as long as your dad and I have been, you’ll be thinking of places to hide a body.”