That’s Not What The ‘P’ Stands For
(My girlfriend and I are sitting on the couch. She puts both hands on my penis.)
Girlfriend: “You’re soft… LIVE!”
(She starts pressing down, pretending to do CPR.)
Me: “… really?”
Girlfriend: “The sad part is, it’s working.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?