That Will Come Back Full Circle

(Four friends and I are hanging out in the park. We somehow start talking about face shape.)

Friend #1: “[Friend #2], your face is round, but [Friend #3]’s face is rounder.”

Friend #3: “No, my face is oval!”

(Friend #3 starts stroking and pushing down the sides of her face with both hands.)

Me: “[Friend #3], what are you doing?”

Friend #3: “I’m ovulating!”

(Everyone bursts out laughing.)

Friend #3: *blushing* “No! Wait! I mean, I’m making my face more oval shaped!”