That Could Probably Be True

(We are currently cleaning our panini press which is smoking up the restaurant a little. A customer pulls up to our drive thru window.)

Customer: “Holy s***! Is there a fire in there?!”

(I am a little annoyed with this same question.)

Me: *jokingly* “Yes, sir. There is a fire in the back but we are required to stay and serve our loyal guests regardless of any emergency.”

Customer: *wide-eyed and totally fooled* “Seriously? That’s messed up.”

Me: “Um… Yeah… Have a good day.”