(I work at an ice-cream stand. A herd of small children come up to the counter. None are older than eight years old.)
Child: “Umm, miss, how much is that?”
Me: “How much is the cone? Or how much is one scoop on the cone?”
Child: “How much is the cone?”
Me: “Well, this cone is technically free. If you get one scoop on the sugar cone, then you only pay for the scoop of ice-cream.”
Child: “Okay, one sec.”
(All the children giggle, then run to a woman nearby. They chat for a bit, and then they run back.)
Child: “How much for the sugar cone?”
(I tell them, and they again run back to the woman standing nearby. They repeat this charade a few more times by asking the exact same questions, until they all finally order. Each one of them orders one scoop of ice-cream on the sugar cone. Their total comes out to about $30.The woman nearby later comes up and cuts in front of six customers.)
Woman: “Can I see a receipt for my order?”
Me: “Sorry, your kids paid in cash, and didn’t want the receipt; I threw it away.”
Woman: “Okay, well my kids told me that you told them that one scoop on a sugar cone was free. They all got one scoop on a sugar cone. WHY DID THAT COST $30?!”
Me: “I told them that the cone was free, but the scoop itself was [price].”
Woman: “That’s not what they told me.”
Me: “I’m sorry; I did tell them that.”
Woman: “Wow. You must be the biggest idiot if you cannot convey the price of ice-cream to children!”
Me: “Sorry, ma’am.”
(She stands there glaring at me. The next two customers are a couple of guys, who then come up to the register to pay for their order.)
Guy #1: “Who the h*** hands their kid a 50, and sends them up to an ice-cream stand?”
(The woman hears him, and stares at him with her jaw dropped.)
Guy #2: *mocking the woman* “Where is my receipt?! Why are you so dumb?! Why did I have children?!”
(The woman scoffs loudly, and storms off.)
Me: “That was awkward.”
Guy #2: “That was hilarious! She was such a b**** to you!”
Guy #1: “I don’t think you did anything wrong!”
(He tips me $20, smiles, then walks away with his friend.)