The Wait Time Was Criminal
(My husband calls a diner ahead for two Philly sandwiches. When we pull up, we see the waitress and the cook waiting outside while one person is eating at the counter.)
Cook: “Are you [last name]?”
Husband: “Yes?”
Cook: “I’m sorry, but there’s been… an issue with your order.”
Husband: “What’s going on?”
Cook: “We’re waiting for the cops. You see, I was in the middle of making your order. That gentleman in there came in, grabbed your food off the grill, and sat down to eat. We think he might be armed. We’ve locked him inside, and we’re waiting for the cops.”
(My husband is speechless.)
Cook: “I’ll also have to remake your order if you still want it.”
Husband: “It’s okay. We’ll wait.”
(We are there for over an hour. The cops show up rather shortly. They arrest the man, and take all available evidence. The cook and waitress have to clean everything before they can make my husband’s order. We are given half off for our wait!)