That’s The Stock Response
(We have to have customers sign a copyright release form if they print pictures that they do not own the rights to, such as an image of a celebrity they found off of Google. It makes sure we’re not the ones liable for printing it. A man made a poster of a foreign prince and I attach to the poster the form to sign. A customer comes up to the counter about an hour later and my coworker is assisting him. It’s the man with the poster.)
Coworker: “Sorry, sir, do you own the rights to this photo?”
Customer: “It’s a stock photo I found on Google! What the h*** are you talking about?!”
Coworker: “Well, if you found it on Google, it is copyrighted and we need you to sign this form.”
Customer: “It’s a stock photo! Of course I don’t own the rights!”
Coworker: “Yep, and we need you to sign this release form so you can have the photo.”
Customer: “You’re so stupid! You’re stupid! It’s a stock photo! Off Google! I have every right to have it!”
Coworker: “Yep, you can have it. We just need you to sign the form.”
Customer: *as he’s storming off* “You’re stupid! You’re so stupid! I can’t believe this bulls***! You’re so stupid! Stupid!”