Time Flies When You’re Having Run Of The Place
(We have a two-hour time limit on our computers, to ensure that everyone who needs a computer gets a chance at one. If someone is doing homework, taxes, looking for employment, etc., I can stretch the time limit, but kids who come in just to watch YouTube or play games are kept to the two-hour limit.)
Girl: “I want a computer, please.”
Me: “All right, you’re on Computer #1. Remember there’s a two hour time limit.”
Girl: “I KNOW! Geez. You don’t have to tell me every time!”
(This girl comes in regularly to watch YouTube videos, and that’s her reaction every time I remind her of the time limit. Finally, one day she comes in and I figure I’ll give her the benefit of the doubt.)
Girl: “I want a computer.”
Me: “All right, Computer #1.” *decide not to remind her of the rule, as she’s insisted she knows it*
(My shift ends before her time limit is up, so I remind her as I leave that she has ten minutes left. She comes in the next day.)
Girl: “I want a computer.”
Me: “All right, hop on Computer #1. Remember, there’s a two-hour time limit.”
Girl: “Oh, nobody told me that yesterday, so I was on for like, five hours.”
Me: “…I told you that you had ten minutes left. Also, the time limit applies whether or not I remind you of it.”
Girl: “Well, nobody told me so I thought it didn’t apply.”
Me: *internally head-desking*