(It’s the middle of the night. My sister and I are sitting on the couch watching TV. Suddenly our dad comes out of the study laughing.)
Dad: “What are you girls doing right now?”
Sister: “Why?”
Dad: “Come here. I’ve got to show you something.”
Me: “[Sister’s Name], you go and report back.”
(My sister goes with my dad into the study and, after about a minute, I hear them laughing. My sister comes back nearly in tears.)
Me: “What was it?”
Sister: “It was a scene from a movie where two guys are having a spit fight and one spits in the other’s mouth!”
Me: “Ewwww…”
(Suddenly we see our dad taking his laptop into his room.)
Sister: “Is he going to wake up mum just to show her that?”
(After about a minute he comes back out laughing and goes to the front door with the laptop.)
Me: “Wait… Is he going to go outside to show the neighbours now?”