A Scientific Proposal

| Romantic | January 19, 2014

(My boyfriend and I are in bed fooling around.)

Me: “My butt itches.”

Boyfriend: “Ugh, that’s like a minus three on the boner scale.”

Me: “That actually exists?”

Boyfriend: “No. It doesn’t actually exist.”

Me: “Well, it should! It would greatly benefit womankind which we could then use to benefit mankind. I shall create one, for science!”

Boyfriend: “You do know something like that would take years of testing and research right?”

Me: “Yes, but that’s a long-term commitment I am more that willing to make.”

Boyfriend: “Did you… just propose?”

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