The Religion Of Eternia
(I go to a Catholic high school, although we have a couple of non-Catholic classmates and teachers. One teacher, who is Jewish, naturally takes the day off for Jewish High Holy Days. My friend and I are discussing our day on the train ride home.)
Friend: “Today was awesome! Mrs. [Teacher] wasn’t there, so we didn’t have to discuss the book I hadn’t read yet.”
Me: “Was she sick or something?”
Friend: “No, it’s that Jewish holiday. She-ra HaHa.”
Me: “Um, do you mean Rosh Hashanah?”
Friend: “Yeah, that. I guess I shouldn’t have slept through world religions.”