It’s Too Hip To Be Square (Number)
Classmate: “So, how old are you, [Maths Teacher]?”
Maths Teacher: “I’m 36.”
Me: “Oh! That’s a square number!”
Classmate: “So, how old are you, [Maths Teacher]?”
Maths Teacher: “I’m 36.”
Me: “Oh! That’s a square number!”
(Groups in my personal health education lesson are given scenarios and have to explain to the class what they would do. One group of girls stands up.)
Girl #1: “So, our scenario is that our friend is desperate to lose weight, even though she is actually fine, and is planning to resort to using drugs to lose that weight.”
Girl #2: “So we decided that…”
(Girl #2 launches into a long, detailed talk about several reactions to the problem, including setting the friend up with a boyfriend and ambushing her and singing ‘You’re Beautiful’ to cheer her up. Most of the class is impressed, until…)
Girl #2: “So, that was most of our ideas, and—”
Girl #3: *matter of factly* “and we thought that if everything else fails, we just unfriend her on Facebook and pretend we don’t know her anymore.”
(The marching band is preparing to take a trip to Orlando, Florida, in a couple of weeks. We will be taking charter buses that have built-in TV screens for watching movies. The band director informs us that the movies we bring must be rated G or PG. After class, one student tries to argue this point with an assistant director.)
Student: “It’s not fair! Good movies are at least PG-13! Name one good movie that’s G or PG?”
Assistant Director: “Toy Story.”
Student: “…okay. That’s ONE.”
(It is in high school debate club. One idiotic and ditzy girl has shown up, to the surprise of all of us.)
Teacher: “So, [Girl] why did you show up today?”
Girl: “Well, I had detention, and I told the teacher I had to meet with you so I could get out of it.”
Teacher: “Really? You shouldn’t do that.”
(A little while later, our meeting wraps up.)
Teacher: “So our topic next week will be euthanasia.”
Girl: “Wait? So we’re debating whether they should let kids into Asia?”
(I am in a choir for girls from grade 6 to 12, so there is quite an age range. I am a senior in high school and am talking to one of my friends who is also in high school about the newest Disney movie.)
Middle Schooler: “Wait, you are going to see Frozen?”
Me: “I’ve already seen it, but I am going a second time.”
Middle Schooler: “High schoolers like Disney movies?! I thought you would be too old for that!”