The Thrill Of Rejection
(I’ve just arrived at work and decide to buy myself a drink and snack before I clock-in.)
Coworker: “Your total is $2.80.”
Me: *holding up card* “Debit, please.”
(The guy in line behind me taps me on the shoulder.)
Guy: “I’ll pay for your stuff, miss. It seems silly for you to run your card for less than $3.”
Me: *smiling* “That’s sweet but I’ve got it.”
(My coworker processes the transaction then hands me the receipt. As I start to walk toward the back to clock in, the guy grabs my arm.)
Guy: “Would you like to go out some time?”
Me: *jerking my arm away* “I don’t like being grabbed. And I have a boyfriend so that’s a no.”
Guy: *scoffs* “Oh, come on! I just tried to buy your stuff for you! The least you could do is give me the time of day!”
Me: “Eh, buddy, I already said I’ve got a boyfriend. Get lost.”
Guy: “Just give me your number! I could give you a good thrill!” *waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Me: *rolls eyes* “You really want a good thrill?”
Guy: “Yeah! Now you get it!”
Me: “Yeah, sure. If you want a good thrill, go stick your d*** in a light socket!”
(The guy turned bright red and sputtered a bit before storming out of the store. My coworker laughed like a maniac then called me ‘demented.’)