A Stupid Call By Any Metric
Convenience Store | Right
| February 5, 2015
(I am working as a third shift clerk in a convenience store. It is nothing unusual to get some very odd phone calls on my night shifts.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. This is [My Name]. How may I help you?”
Caller: “Does your store carry Magnum condoms?”
(This is actually a pretty common question.)
Me: “No, but we do carry Durex XXL.”
Caller: “Do you think you could handle nine inches?”
Me: “Sir, turn your ruler around. You’re looking at centimeters. Don’t neglect your lotion and tissues. Have a good night!”
Caller: “Ummm…” *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
