Sleeping Like A Crying Angel

(My boyfriend and I are cuddling on my bed, and I’m excitedly telling him about my day.)

Boyfriend: “Shhh. No more talking. Silence.”

(I pout and stop talking. After a while, he’s asleep and all is quiet.)

Me: *leans in close to his ear and whispers* “Silence will fall when the question is asked.”

(I get a smack on the behind for that, but it made him laugh!)