A Venomous Comment

| Romantic | September 24, 2013

(I’m sitting on the couch watching a murder mystery on television, when my husband walks in and sits down.)

Me: “Honey, have you been slowly poisoning me for the last eight years?”

(My husband slowly turns and looks at me with one eyebrow raised.)

Husband: “Uhhh… no.”

(I turn back to the television.)

Me: “Weird. I thought we did everything together.”

(After several seconds of silence, my husband stands up and slowly backs out of the room.)

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