A Venomous Comment
(I’m sitting on the couch watching a murder mystery on television, when my husband walks in and sits down.)
Me: “Honey, have you been slowly poisoning me for the last eight years?”
(My husband slowly turns and looks at me with one eyebrow raised.)
Husband: “Uhhh… no.”
(I turn back to the television.)
Me: “Weird. I thought we did everything together.”
(After several seconds of silence, my husband stands up and slowly backs out of the room.)
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