Sir, This Isn’t A Wendy’s

A customer has been staring at our menu, full of Big Macs, McFlurries, Quarter-Pounders, etc.

Customer: “Can I get the Wendy’s four-for-four?!”

Me: “Ma’am, this is a McDonald’s.” 

Customer: *Without a moment’s hesitation* “Indeed it is. Can I get a Big Mac?”