Sexually Confused

(I am in my second-to-last year of high-school. We are playing a game of volleyball for the physical education course and, I’m not as good as the other, more athletic students. One of them, with whom I usually get along well, gets angry at me after I let the other team score a point. I am male.)

Classmate: “Come on! Get it together, for f***s sake!”

Me: “Hey, it’s all right! We’re still winning the game!”

Classmate: “Well, no thanks to you!”

Me: “Oh, gimme a f****** break…”

Classmate: “Suck my d***, you f*****!”

Me: “Wait… You’re calling me a f** and asking me to suck your c*** in the same sentence?”

Classmate: *speechless*