Science Lessons Have Taken A Slide
(In science, I sit next to a girl who really dislikes me because of my habit of being overly analytical, or as she calls it, “sucking the vibe out of things.” Our table is working to make landing gear for a marshmallow in a cup.)
Me: “Guys, that isn’t going to hold up. That’s not how physics works.”
Girl: “Oh, my God, this is seventh grade! Don’t bring physics into this; we haven’t even gotten there yet!
Me: “You do realize that physics is what lets you go down a slide, right?”
Girl: *stares* “You’re no fun.”
(The best part? We had done physics earlier in the year.)
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?