Same Name, Different Junk
(I have a psychology teacher who is really intense during lectures in a hilarious way. He is known for giving out nicknames and using them for the eternity of the school year. We are playing a class jeopardy game where the student who answers the question correctly chooses to pick the person to choose the next question. I am male. There are two other females in my class with my name.)
Student: “I choose, Female [My Name].”
Teacher: “Female [My Name]? Do you mean [My Name] C.?”
(Later…)
Different Student: “I choose, Male [My Name].”
Teacher: “Yes, the male one. The [My Name] with testicles. Hey! That’s a good nickname. You are now [My Name] with testicles, or [My Name] T for short.”
(The female student with my name laughs much louder than the rest.)
Teacher: *calling on same female student* “Okay, now you can answer a question, [My Name] V.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?