Getting Shirty With The Buttons
(I work in a fast paced retail environment. It is worth noting this happens on a busy Saturday, I have a line of 6 people, and am the only person at the register until my back up returns from a break. Luckily I am fast and the line is moving very quickly. An older gentleman has an unbuttoned $15 shirt that he has rolled into a ball and comes up to pay.)
Me: “All righty, you’re grand total is $14.99 today.” *quickly folds shirt*
Customer: *pays* “Can you refold that? I don’t want it to get wrinkled.”
Me: “Okay.” *I refold the shirt slightly nicer, and in a way it will not get wrinkled, but still quickly as I see my line getting longer again*
Customer: “No, you are doing it wrong. You need to button it first!”
Me: “Sir, if I didn’t have a line I would happily button the shirt, but I do not have time to button every shirt brought up to the register without making the lines very long. If you want to refold it yourself you can do so over here.” *I gesture towards the space at the empty next register*
(The customer proceeds to slowly button the shirt and take up the space for both registers so no one can proceed.)
Me: “I can’t help the next guest. Sir, please move over.”
(He ignores me so I gently slide his shirt over so that I can help my next customer who is awkwardly standing behind him trying to get to the register.)
Customer: “Wow. Can I talk to a manager? This is ridiculous you will not fold my shirt the right way. That is what you get paid to do!”
Me: “Sir, I folded the shirt fine. My main priority right now is to make sure I don’t have anyone waiting too long. I can definitely get you a manager but they will tell you the same thing.”
(I call for a manager and my manager comes down and talks to the customer.)
Customer #2: *loudly and sarcastically* “I know it is a busy Saturday but can you spend five minutes buttoning my pile of shirts because my convenience is more important than everyone’s time!”
(Customer #2 winks at me and my manager promptly bursts out laughing while the first customer storms out.)