Rhymes With Witch

(My mother and my 13-year-old brother are sitting outside our house blowing bubbles for me when I am fairly young. One particular bubble catches a breeze in just the right way that it happens to float slowly in a spiral. It’s similar to the bubble that Glinda the Good Witch appears from in the Wizard of Oz.)

Mom: “Are you a good witch… or a bad witch?”

Brother: “Depends on what time of the month it is.”

(Luckily, it wasn’t the wrong time of the month, and our mom thought it was hysterical!)