Revenge Is A Dish Best Served Loud

(I overhear this. My mom is the kitchen doing the dishes. She’s banging the dishes and my dad goes into the kitchen for something.)

Dad: “Shush!”

Mom: *continues to bang the dishes*

Dad: “Shush!”

Mom: “I like to hear you do the dishes the quietly.”

Dad: “No.”

Mom: “Well then, shut up.”