Four Score Is Not As Much As It Used To Be

(I’m working on history homework when my dad approaches.)

Dad: “Need any help, [My Name]?”

Me: “Yeah, actually. This paper wants me to list the presidents in office during WW II, but the Internet is down so I can’t look it up.”

Dad: “Well, right off the bat you can write down Abraham Lincoln. I’m surprised you didn’t know that already.”

Me: “Dad, this is WW II.”

Dad: “Yeah. He freed the Jews.”