Meet The Dragonborn Family
(My sister has been playing a lot of Skyrim lately, and is introducing me to all her character’s friends in one of her many saved games. She points out two children.)
Sister: “I adopted those two as my children, in a different save.”
Me: “What happened to their parents?”
Sister: “Oh, I killed them.”
Me: “…”
Sister: “Either that, or a dragon ate them. Not sure. Been a while.”
(A bit later in her demonstration, her horse glitched through a bridge and fell to its death. She started crying and turned the game off.)