Meet The Dragonborn Family

| Related | December 3, 2015

(My sister has been playing a lot of Skyrim lately, and is introducing me to all her character’s friends in one of her many saved games. She points out two children.)

Sister: “I adopted those two as my children, in a different save.”

Me: “What happened to their parents?”

Sister: “Oh, I killed them.”

Me: “…”

Sister: “Either that, or a dragon ate them. Not sure. Been a while.”

(A bit later in her demonstration, her horse glitched through a bridge and fell to its death. She started crying and turned the game off.)

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