If You Don’t Understand, Then Sleep On It
(It is 2 am. My brother and I are watching a movie. He has passed out in the middle of it.)
Me: “[Brother] wake up. Go get in your bed.”
Brother: *abruptly standing straight up* “It’s okay. I already have all my information.”
Me: “Huh?”
Brother: “I have a pet taxi named Jorge and he’s blue like a banana.”
Me: “Um, that’s nice. Come with me.”
(I attempt to lead him to his room.)
Brother: “Are you taking me to meet my pet monkey named Luke Skywalker?”