Your Humor Is Tearable

| NY, USA | Related | March 14, 2012

(My mom is filing things, and hands me a piece of paper that she wants me to hole-punch.)

Mom: “Can you punch this for me?”

Me: “Okay!”

(I punch the paper with my fist, and grin at mom.)

Mom: “You’re hilarious. Use the three-punch thingy.”

(I punch the paper with my fist three times and grin at mom again.)

Mom: “You know what I mean! Now go hole-punch that paper before I hit you.”

Me: “As opposed to half-punching it?”

Mom: “WOULD YOU STOP IT!”

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