Up-Close-Face-Book

(I am helping my mom set up a new online account.)

Me: “Okay, mom, your account is all set up.”

Mom: “What do the little numbers at the bottom of the screen mean?”

Me: “That just tells you who’s online.”

(I click it so she can see what I’m talking about. She ducks down.)

Mom: “Can they see me? I look terrible!”