Really Knows How To Push My Buttons

| Romantic | May 29, 2014

(My boyfriend and I were having our first ever intimate encounter. It had been years for me and I am really nervous.  Just when things get interesting, he touches me lightly on my lower back and I unexpectedly pass gas very loudly! I freeze and feel my face burning, horrified. After a moment we both laugh.)

Boyfriend: “I pressed your puffle button!”

(I lean forward and pressed HIS puffle button – and I farted again! I was so shocked and mortified, I just wanted to sink into the floor and disappear. I just couldn’t believe that happened! He just laughs and hugs me.)

Boyfriend: *You’re just wonderful.”

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