Another One To Add To Your Rap Sheet

| Romantic | May 28, 2014

(It’s late and dark outside, so my boyfriend is walking me to the bus stop two blocks down from his house to make sure I get on safely. On the way, a group of teenagers walk by. One is apparently listening to a song, and I get an idea.)

Teen:F*** that b****… F*** that b****…

Me: “He already did!”

Boyfriend: *starts cracking up*

(It took probably three whole seconds before the group realized what I had just said. They were a few yards behind us when they started howling in shock. This made my boyfriend and I laugh even harder as we continued to walk. By the time we got to the bus stop, both our faces were red from laughing. I regret nothing.)

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