Another One To Add To Your Rap Sheet

(It’s late and dark outside, so my boyfriend is walking me to the bus stop two blocks down from his house to make sure I get on safely. On the way, a group of teenagers walk by. One is apparently listening to a song, and I get an idea.)

Teen: “F*** that b****… F*** that b****…”

Me: “He already did!”

Boyfriend: *starts cracking up*

(It took probably three whole seconds before the group realized what I had just said. They were a few yards behind us when they started howling in shock. This made my boyfriend and I laugh even harder as we continued to walk. By the time we got to the bus stop, both our faces were red from laughing. I regret nothing.)