Racing On The Highway To Hell
(My wife and I are watching a Christmas special on Mystery Science Theatre 3000.)
Character On TV #1: “What is Christmas?”
Character On TV #2: “A Christian holiday ruined by commercialism?”
Wife: “A pagan holiday ruined by Christianity?”
Me: “Wow, we’re going to Hell even faster than before.”
Wife: “It was a race?”
Me: “Challenge accepted!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?