Long Distance Can Be An Armful
(My then-girlfriend and I were in a long distance relationship. This takes place on a visit, while we are spooning after “sexy time.” I hear her making odd sounds, a combination of moaning and kissing.)
Me: “[Girlfriend], what are you doing?”
(Pause.)
Girlfriend: “Apparently I’m romantically kissing my own arm.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
