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Long Distance Can Be An Armful

| Romantic | December 22, 2016

(My then-girlfriend and I were in a long distance relationship. This takes place on a visit, while we are spooning after “sexy time.” I hear her making odd sounds, a combination of moaning and kissing.)

Me: “[Girlfriend], what are you doing?”

(Pause.)

Girlfriend: “Apparently I’m romantically kissing my own arm.”

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