Question… Everything!
(At vacation bible school, the kids are asked to write questions they have for God on posters. These are some of the things they wrote in its poorly-written glory. Keep in mind that these are elementary school kids:)
Student #1: “Why did George Lukas sell Star Wars?”
Student #2: “Why can’t the Heat beat the Spurs?”
Student #3: “Are u a brony or like my little pony?”
Student #4: “Who invented timetravel?”
Student #5: “Why is sean an idiot?”
Student #6: “Do creepers really just want a hug?”
Student #7: “How babys are born?”
Student #8: “Why is there abortion?”
Student #9: “Why is my friend mean to me?”
Student #10: “Why did my stepdad hurt me?”
Student #11: “Why can not penguins fly?”
Student #12: “Why did my pet parrot fly away?”
Student #13: “Why do people have to put #?”
Student #14: “I don’t understand why Jesus washed his disciples feet?” *which was the entire lesson for the day*
Student #15: “Why does my dog run away?”
Student #16: “Why do I want to fight so much?”
Student #17: “Why is the theme song in my head?” *the theme song plays continuously throughout the week, driving many people crazy*
Student #18: “Why is Pokemon so 20% cooler then your mom?”
(And my personal favorite:)
Student #19: “Why is there Bill Clinton?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
