Prone To Mom-bles

I am checking out a customer’s purchases. The customer mumbles something.

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, I didn’t get that. What did you say?”

Customer: “Yes.”

I look at her, completely dumbstruck, for about a second before her daughter comes to my aid.

Daughter: *Whispers* “Mum, you have to tell her when you want a bag!”