Patronus Scrotus

(My boyfriend and I are both huge Harry Potter nerds, with this conversation taking place shortly after getting frisky in his dorm room.)

Boyfriend: “So, I think I know what your Animagus would be.”

Me: “Oh? Do tell.”

Boyfriend: “You’re clearly a sex kitten.”

Me: *holding back giggles* “And what does that make you then?”

Boyfriend: *lifts up the blanket and glances down* “A horse.”