Pantyhose And How’s

(My husband has ADHD and is prone to saying random, completely nonsensical things. I have taken a shower and he steps into the bathroom, where my dirty clothes were still sitting on the floor. I hear him call out.)

Husband: “Babe?”

Me: “Yeah?”

Husband: “Women’s underwear is weird…”

Me: “How so?”

Husband: “Where do you put your balls?”

Me: “That’s…  That’s not how it works…”