Failed Him For The Last Time, Part 2
(My boyfriend and I have just eaten a very large meal, and we’re lying on the couch, feeling very stuffed.)
Me: “Go get up and get the remote so we can watch TV and not have to move.”
Boyfriend: “Eh… Why can’t you get it!?”
Me: “You’re allowed to use the force if it works.”
(He stretches out his hand towards the remote. Nothing happens.)
Me: “I don’t think it’s working. I guess you’ll have to do it yourself.”
(He puts his hand around my throat.)
Me: “Are you trying to choke me?”
Boyfriend: “But it didn’t work! You said I had to do it myself!”
Me: “Were you trying to force-choke me?! I thought you were getting the remote!”
Boyfriend: “I thought that if I choked you, you’d get all happy and start bouncing around the room and get the remote.”
Me: “I don’t get excited from being choked!”
Boyfriend: “Actually, you do.”
Me: “…”
Boyfriend: “You didn’t think this through, did you?”
Me: *sigh* “You win. I’ll get the remote.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?