Nothing Is Taboo

(My entire family is gathered for Thanksgiving, consisting of my parents, both of my brothers, my sister, all of their spouses, myself, and my husband. After dinner, we are all playing Taboo. For those who don’t know, this is a word guessing game. It is my dad’s turn to get his team to guess a word. The word he’s trying to get them to say is “Pocket Knife.”)

Dad: “Okay… this is a thing that boys have. When they pull it out to play with it, the mother usually says ‘Don’t play with that! When was the last time it’s been cleaned?'”

My Husband: “PENIS!”