Not To La-Boar The Point, Part 2
Me: “All right, is that everything, ma’am?”
Customer: “I have a question.”
(The customer holds up two packages of sliced ham.)
Customer: “Does this have any pork in it?”
Me: “Um, well, yes. Ham is a pork product.”
Customer: “Both of them?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Okay, then I’m not getting them. I thought maybe you had the kind of ham that had turkey in it.”
Question of the Week
What is the most wholesome experience you’ve ever had?