Not Occupied With What You’re Saying

| Friendly | December 22, 2015

(I am using a single-occupancy restroom in a bar. The door is locked.)

Person Outside: *knocks*

Me: “Occupied!”

Person Outside: *knocks again*

Me: “OCCUPIED! Give me a minute!”

Person Outside: *rattles the door, kicks the door open, breaking the lock, and sees me sitting on the toilet* “Oh, sorry about that. You shoulda locked the door.”

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