Not Occupied With What You’re Saying
(I am using a single-occupancy restroom in a bar. The door is locked.)
Person Outside: *knocks*
Me: “Occupied!”
Person Outside: *knocks again*
Me: “OCCUPIED! Give me a minute!”
Person Outside: *rattles the door, kicks the door open, breaking the lock, and sees me sitting on the toilet* “Oh, sorry about that. You shoulda locked the door.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?